Chuckles needed

Over in my links section, I have Vitamin Q. It's infrequently (or, more precisely, irregularly) updated, but usually interesting. One recent post was this one, titled, Flying Circus:

15 titles which were considered instead of Snakes On A Plane

1 Asps With Altitude
2 Rattlers On The Redeye
3 Mobster Mambas
4 Boeing Boeing Boa
5 Fangs On A Flight
6 Slithering Heights
7 Supersonic Sidewinders
8 Adders In The Air
9 Pilots and Pythons
10 Cobras In The Cargo
11 Die Hard With Venom
12 Sonic Boomslangs
13 The Krait Escape
14 Viper Space
15 Hand-Luggage and Hissyfits

heh heh, Slithering Heights is my favorite. I'm in a bit of a funk tonight, working the show, so the chuckle is welcome.