Go Go BIFFLE

A frog in a backyard pond, a very confused frog, was captured for posterity attempting to get amorous with a certain well-known rubber ducky, known by many as Biffle. The surprised look on Biffle's face was evidence enough that the amorous advance was unprovoked, but not entirely unappreciated. Biffle later commented, "I take it as a compliment, but he could have at least bought me a drink first! Call me!" The frog was unavailable for comment.