Doctors orders

This topic came up recently with a friend. She says that alcohol helps alleviate some of her other physical symptoms. She seemed bothered by this. Now, her boss may have other ideas, but I prescribe 1-3 drinks a day for greater health. Perhaps one, three times a day, taken orally. Right after your cod-liver oil. As a matter of fact, I won't let her suffer alone, I'll be taking my dose of her medicine right along with her. And to show it won't harm her, I'll take a double dose. What a guy.